ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

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Sublime

Hands down the best band I've ever heard. Extremely talented group of musicians who, unfortianately liked drugs a little bit too much.

My favorite sublime songs:
Garden Grove, Jailhouse, Get Ready, Date Rape, Santaria, Burritos, Caress me Down, Smoke Two Joints, Wrong Way, etc.

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female drummer

If good looking, is by far the hottest form of chic on the planet!

Look at the sweat all over her hot body!

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optimal

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.

"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"

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mars rover

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.

So, uh, how about that mars rover, eh? That's um, goin to mars?

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click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

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www

an abbreviation for World Wide Web, sometimes further abreviated to (see pronunciation). used by those thinking they have internet skills and trying to impress fellow internetees.

The website is "dub-dub-dub".nerdsuniteforever.com

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