Sublime

Hands down the best band I've ever heard. Extremely talented group of musicians who, unfortianately liked drugs a little bit too much.

My favorite sublime songs:
Garden Grove, Jailhouse, Get Ready, Date Rape, Santaria, Burritos, Caress me Down, Smoke Two Joints, Wrong Way, etc.

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female drummer

If good looking, is by far the hottest form of chic on the planet!

Look at the sweat all over her hot body!

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ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

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ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

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bla

a word having the ability of replacing any other word when said other word is not heard or does not desire to be heard.
when repeated, used to indicate to another person that the subject of conversation is of no interest, usually accompanied by putting fingers in their ears.

A: We need to talk.
B(out loud or silently): Bla...bla...bla...bla...

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Orion

A figure in greek mythology, a hunter of giants, and an avid womanizer. Also a constellation.

Orion was a greek dude.

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bovine spongiform encephalitis

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

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