colorado brownie

A brownie containing marijuana. The name originates with Colorado's legalization of marijuana and the resulting edible marijuana products being available for retail purchase.

"Hey, bro--are these Colorado brownies?"

"You know it, son. Got them at my local dispensary."

douchetag

A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.

The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.

One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom

(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)

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Hipster racist

The term usually applies to a racist joke or statement where the declarant believes that "irony" or otherwise general well-meaning excuses or mitigates the racism.

Hey are you going to that Kill Whitie party in Brooklyn tomorrow that, coincidentally, will be all white?

Naw, those parties are hipster racist.

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Berned

To be have the establishment deliberately ruin one’s goals.

I tried to sell flakka at school, but a teacher caught wind, and I got berned.

sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."