Elen

1. A crazy-ass anthropology major from Sweden with a foot fetish. Do not be around her when she's drunk or she'll cut your hair with a meat cleaver.

2. A spelling accident at the maternity ward. Surefire sentence for your child to have inferiority complexes because of the one missing letter.

1. My bald patches? Yeah. Elen. Bitch.

2. And you spell that... E... slowly now...
Sixteen years later: Prozac prescription.

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