wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

Mistifigation

The feeling when you have an unsolved case or problem in your life

Friend 1: My girl left me for another guy, and idk why?
Friend 2: Dude, you must be so mistifigated.

Mistifigation

Synonym: Mystified