dichotomy

The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.

The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!

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vicious dump

painful release of bodily contents, often in large amounts, and sometimes causes bleeding.

"that emu is taking a vicious dump, he apperars to have drawn blood."

"man, that vicious dump i just took pwned me, it just won't flush, and i need a band-aid"

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dc

The most evil being known to man.

Holy shi-ot, dc is ripping out my soul through my neck!

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