eric

eric is the best guy you’ll ever meet. he looks a bit younger than his age but he is a very quiet person. he gets all the emo bitches, lesbians and big booty latinas. he has very low eyes and looks high off his ass all the time. he is the only guy you’ll never need and is better than your boyfriend, ex and the guy you’re talking to. he has a large penis and is of average height.

quandale: who’s that guy walking with that emo girl and latina with a fat ass?

daquavious: that’s eric dawg just look at him