kermit slip n slide

Literally means to commit suicide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish

15👍 3👎

minisink

Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, I go to Pinebush! Where do you go?

Dude 2: Minisink.

Dude 1: You fucking fetus!

61👍 5👎

James Mancuso

Jame Mancuso’s are weird and dumb as shit.

They don’t listen and think they are “the bomb”.

Gay ass redneck faggot that lives in upstate New York. Be careful, he’s a very rageful guy. He’s ugly af too. He lies about a lot of shit and thinks he’s cool but he’s just pathetic

Guy 1: oh my god, who’s that red headed freak?

Woman 1: That’s James Mancuso!

Guy 2: rUN

23👍 6👎

lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit