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When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie
Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl
A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.
John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
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Tinted Nostalgia is when something is Nostalgic but it feels so recent, the event may have been many decades ago but it, ¨feels like yesterday¨, it happens a lot to many of my community members with music where they feel a song just came out yesterday because of the vibe and the freshness of the song but in reality, it dropped 2+ years ago.
Owen - Man, that XXXTentacion song feels so fresh but it came out so long ago.
Stino - You must be feeling some Tinted Nostalgia regarding it is the anniversary of X´s death
When you are reading and approving definitions of Urban Dictionary and you are forced to complete a captcha which in return leads you to have no more words to read.
Me - Damm I was just Fresh Out Of The Bots
When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.
Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.
Just a word used to insult/swear at someone. Used as a substitute for the word Fricking Franker. Mostly used in gaming as a way to express your anger to an annoying player. This word can also be used in a different context to show anger to an annoying trucker on the road. (Truckers don't take offense, please I'm just trying to show the two different contexts this word can take)
Gaming:
1. What a Hecking Honker, stop camping the base dude
2. Stop being a Hecking Honker dude, you always fucking use traps to kill me
Real-life:
1: Man, this Hecking Honker needs to learn how to drive and stop swerving around and beeping his horn
2: Can this Hecking Honker stop cutting in front of me when I'm in a rush to get to work
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An alter ego for a kid named Owen, he is a big fan of Lil Barnacle and has the same sort of life as him where he is always traveling with his right-hand man named Nelad and always in the search for big mamas. Newo has been fucking big mamas since he was born and is always on the move, make sure to say hello to Newo if he is screwing ur mom.
*Walks into house*
Son - Hello Mum how was your day
*thuds and moans*
Son - Mom is that another Newo?!?
Mum - Uhhh, no its your dad, he just came home with milk
Newo - I never thought we were roleplaying, but I'm down
Mum - ............................
Son - .....................................
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