SMEG

A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.

Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."

Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."

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