big girl

a chubby munter or otherwise pregnant lookin girl, one who has 'eaten all the pies', and likely all the chocolates and crisps and chips and coke and biscuits and cake and her family and her dog as well, to look at her.

A porky bird.

An overweight female from Ulster (of which there are many).

Also, a polite term girls use to describe their morbidly obese friends.

Did you see the size of that arse! Now that's what I call a big girl! I wonder when she's due...

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Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

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