douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

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glitter high

So baked that you end up watching the entirety of Mariah Carey's movie Glitter because you're too stoned to sit up and get the remote control from the coffee table.

Dude, watch out for Mary's brownies. I got totally Glitter High and kept forgetting to blink.