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Autoerotic correlation

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A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.

All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.

by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012