tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.

Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)

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TSRFW

TSRFW = This Situation Requires Further Witchcraft
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.

I have an exam tomorrow and while under normal circumstances regular witchcraft would suffice, it's an advanced placement calculus exam. So TSRFW.

Arab

A, wiredly, righteous-ass type. That, likely, doesn't accept Jesus as their savoir. Passionate people. Just that and that some parts of the Koran sound like they were written by an angry pre-pubescent boy on shrooms.

The USA in Iraq were fighting arabs for 8 years, remember? And the crusades live on!

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chartreuse

the funniest colour ever!

I was staring at chartreuse and rotflmfao

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sterility

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary

I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.

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felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

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grammer

how grammar is spelled for people with weak pinkies and strong middle fingers.

Is my grammer corret?

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