mojo

your sex appeal, the magic you posses over the opposite sex, the way you present yourself

Baby, work your mojo tonight!

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hippopotabeast

An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.

do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast

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cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

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Gail

A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence. Also one that never gives up and never leaves a silence ear! Someone you MUST listen to because of her importance in all aspects of life!

A Gail is a necessity!

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longneck

A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.

We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.

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wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

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Headie

A person or thing that falls in the same genre as dank, kind, or sharing characteristics of one that may be considered a 'hippie'. Things that are headie often cater to being easy going and put no stress on the individual enjoying the object.

I just bought this headie bowl.

You see that headie dude's dreads over there?!

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