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realityville

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.

I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(

by p mammen December 11, 2012


IKEAphobia

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

by p mammen October 25, 2009


masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009


sincation

A vacation full of sin and hedonism.

Dude it was crazy. There were hookers, blow and some serious gambling. It was a real sincation!

by p mammen August 02, 2009


lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

by p mammen July 26, 2009


earthmate

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.

We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

by p mammen April 07, 2011


poopmill

A toilet.

Honey, can I have the sports section I'm going on the poopmill.

by p mammen July 29, 2009