IKEAphobia

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

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white collar trash

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.

My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.

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ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

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double-flusher

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

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lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

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