levi ackerman

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.

“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”