cumfortable

Comfortable for or giving a sense of comfort when engaging in sexual activity. Applicable to a person, place or piece of furniture.

It feels so good to have sex with her — she's so cumfortable.
This bed is soft and bouncy — a very cumfortable bed indeed.
His apartment is very cozy and cumfortable.

wtf

Abbreviation for the last three days in a workweek: Wednesday (W), Tuesday (T), Friday (F).

I'm busy all MT, but we could schedule an afternoon meeting on WTF.