Disconfect

The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.

Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit

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