Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

Theatristry

The art of doing REAL acting or performing in music or drama.

She has a degree in Theatristry as she performs a drama every month.

Bonus Kids

What you get when you have other people's kids over. Usually they will call you by any parental role they feel comfortable with.

I'm going to have several of my bonus kids over after school today.

Down There

Where you go when you want to eat pussy or suck a dick

Tonight I'm going down there on my woman.

Nerdistry

Nerd ability, the art of being a nerd to perfection.

Sky should get a gold medal for nerdistry with those glasses and suspenders.