fap

the clapping noise made when fucking a girl the doggy way

fap fap fap fap now..... lemmie put it in your butt

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skintag sandwich

H.P.V. skin tags all over some one's inner thighs.

i wanted to eat out my mother in law,but she had a skintag sandwich.

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slapshoes

A person that slaps hoes.

Those slapshoes really slapped those hoes with shoes!

Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.

When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.

hunka chunka

sex

to do the hunka chunka

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truth fact

What you call a statement you made after corrupting the truth to your own end, and want people to believe you in the most childish way possible.

Everyone has to take the bullshit I let fly out of my mouth as gospel! I only speak truth facts!

I am Rumpy Herschel! Worship me!!!

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