unionville

A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows:
1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil
2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class
3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job.
4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups
5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people
6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful
7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto
once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.

Typical Unionville student:

Hey my parents are letting me have the house for the weekend, tell your friends to come and get drunk, my parents will believe me when I tell them I studied all weekend and they'll even by me a mercedes.

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