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A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.
Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.
When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.
Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!
The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.
I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.
When two people are so hot for each other, it's gross. Lots of PDA is involved.
---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!
---Ew...ridiculust!