Keldog

Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt

Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee

IGET

This is the new wave in todays society, everyone in year 6 an above is completely fucking addicted to these disposable vapes that cost a whole $25 fucking dollars. By the time it’s over you completely regret buying the cunt but there’s nothing you can really do. You can get them in all different flavours and some of them are that bad people nearly vomit in their mouth when they hear the flavour. It’s almost to the point where if you don’t have an IGET your a shit cunt and you probably won’t be able get in to party’s or mates places because everything has a entry fee of an IGET on Roto (rotation) at all times. The real nic feins are that desperate for these vapes that once their flat they take the vape apart and recharge themselves with a broken Samsung charger…what the fuck.

Oi cunt you got an Iget? Yeah cunt Fucken oath it’s on Roto

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