Martinaism

A religion (more like a cult) where you praise the eboy/egirl gods and wear chains with a lock around your neck and just be emo

Random Martinaist: Oh look, and egirl! I must praise her emo ways of Martinaism

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Juanism

This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.

An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!