ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

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ports

pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

also see shants

I made my pants into ports

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port to port

A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.

Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port.

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port

Short for Newport, which is a brand of cigarette.

Damn I'm feenin.. you gotta port?
Nah but I gotta Basic menthol..
Aight that'll work.. hook me up, I'll hit you back.

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Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

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Port

In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.

Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."

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port

To move something to another version.

I ported the mod from Invision Power Board to vBulletin.

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