Wholigans

Term for the nerds who are followers of the pop culture series Doctor Who. May sport various Doctor Who relater swag such as T-shirts, Sonic Screwdrivers, and may wear some of the Doctors famous clothing attire like a scarf or fancy old Converses and maybe even a Fez.

guy#1: Hey man, i'm going out to the club; wanna go?

guy#2: No thanks, was going to watch a Doctor Who marathon and maybe eat fish custard.

guy#1 Damn Wholigans! Have fun playing with your Sonic Screwdriver!

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Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”