Ruby

The best coding language you will ever use. Provides so much OOP

C# nub scrub: "Hey! I'm gonna create a hello world program. Lemme just create my namespace, then my class, my method, and now my command. Done!"

Ruby overlord: "Ummm, you should use Ruby. Just do:

puts "Hello World"

"

shitnet

Internet that has very shitty speeds. Most people pity you because of this.

Herp: Hey Derp! Wanna play GTA V
Derp: As long it's not on your shitnet!