fey

The true meaning of complete and utter dumbass. This is the type of person that could swedish chef up anything. The type of person that will not take advice from anyone, or even use said advice if it is going to help them. They always go about life looking like a dumbass and being a dumbass. This person's actions are completely un-briefable, there is not a power point slide deck long enough to explain the actions of this type.

You see that person over there fucking up that sales job, that is a fey.

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knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.

Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

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ass per capita

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.

Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.

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ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.

Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.

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Add an extra column

This term is reserved for supervisors who you as a subordinate brief your way out of a jam on an excel spreadsheet. This can be most conviently described as when you are giving a briefing of some sort, like on an excel spreadsheet. And when you explain or brief your way out of a problem. The supervisor or boss will just add an extra column and you then fucked again.

What the fuck man? I thought you had briefed your way out of that jam. Yeah me too until that asshat pulled out the add an extra column to the spreadsheet. Yeah I know he did pull out the ball bag musket on you.

teabagging

The act of rubbing your ball bag on articles on a coworkers belongings. This type of behavior should only be reserved for people you extremely don't like. Types of things that can be teabagged are telephone recievers, cell phones, computer mouse, laptop computer, pens, car keys, id cards, glasses cases, documents, whiteout bottles, coffee cup rims, etc. You get the idea. Essentially just rubbing your nuts all over a persons belongings that you don't like or just plain hate. Can also be done for fun as a prank.

Hey I know you are the new guy here but if I were you don't use the supervisors phone. It's been teabagged so many times it's not even funny no more. I have been teabagging everything on his desk for the last year.

When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.

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nigger chips

Slang for the crunched up potatoe chips that are left in the bottom a bag that no one really wants.

Damn man you ate all the good chips and all that are left are these nigger chips. Man mom gave me all the nigger chips that were left in the bottom of the potatoe chip bag.

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