Derik

(warning this is just a joke to punk my friend)
Derik is the type of retard and disappointment who calls his dad papa skinny small and stupid. His father killed the mother because she ate the butter out of the fridge.

Derik: Papa your stupid!
Papa: Ree
Derik:haha
Papa: Throw him to the boat.
Reporter: Derik dumbo has been eating by sharks because his dad covered him in meat and tied him up then chucked him off a boat. No one will miss him cause he reacted everything someone said and took credit for it. So tonight join the parade to celebrate the death of Derik dumbo 7:00pm during the gold coast show.

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