gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

500👍 162👎

glizzywizzyglizardwizard

the latest, coolest cult ever created. we worship mia khalifa and her seductive ways. we mclove our lives and it is incredible to be part of glizzywizzyglizardwizard.

“oh hey look over it’s the glizzywizzyglizardwizard cult!”
“oh really who are they?”

“they are the best people to live! and they give the best gluckgluck9000s!”

papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”