Beast from the east

Beast from the East is used to describe an ugly looking woman, similar to minger, and skank.

Some Beast from the East features may include; obesity, disgusting teeth, bingo wings, acne, milk bottle glasses, shit clothes, scabs, squint eyes, female version of Sloth from The Goonies, etc.

It is thought to originate in med-evil times, when nasty looking females would be banished to far off lands.

Oh man that girl is a Beast from the East, she was damn ugly!

You just kissed a Beast from the East, you must be super drunk!

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Pizza pus

Relating to both males and females, to say someone is or has a Pizza Pus is someone who has super bad acne. This is so severe and nasty that it makes their face resemble a pizza.

Pus in this case means face, see pus/puss and also pus/puss that would come from spots/zits. The sheer amount of lumpy puss filled spots/zits look like cheese, the redness of the skin resembles tomato.

Especially bad cases may be topped with pepperoni. This will be like a large scab or perhaps mutated spot!

He had a total pizza pus, he needed help as he was getting no lady love.

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