obscurity

a z-list celebrity. someone who's only claim to fame is having appeared on a reality tv show or other no-brain entertainment.

"they aren't so much a celebrity, more like an obscurity"

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bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

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flesh pumpkins

lovely, big titties.

man, she's got a set of flesh pumpkins on her.

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turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

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