Les Paulophobe

adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Les Paulophobia:

(From Les Paul, the guitar model, and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that the Les Paul guitar is disgusting. Possibly related to Gibsonophobia.

Guy 1: That guitar is fucking ugly. *Points at Les Paul guitar*
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up you Les Paulophobe.