House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

GDFPOS

Goddamn Fucking Piece of Shit

Hoepfully your new Nespresso machine isn't a GDFPOS.
Nope, unlike the one I bought over the holidays, this one worked the first time!