Cum umbrellas

Fake eyelashes

I was so glad I had my cum umbrellas on, or I’d have been blinded.

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full magazine

When you stick your finger up your partners ass and touch the end of a turd.

I was looking forward to that butthole pussy, but when I stuck my finger up her ass I realized she had a full magazine.

Big Montana

Unusually large labia major that resembles the Arby’s ‘Big Montana’ sandwich.

She put that thing in my face and it looked like a Big Montana!