like a bitch

Ultimate versatile similie that can be used for everything, mainly to do with the body though. Means extremely. Probably stems from the term bitchin'

German lessons drag like a bitch.

This curry's moreish like a bitch.

I was farting like a bitch at school today.

My sphincter stings like a bitch after that powershit I had after the curry.

I've been sitting on my arse too long, it aches like a bitch.

Jeff Beck can play guitar like a bitch.

I'm sweating like a bitch.

My MP3 player's dead like a bitch.

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I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

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Primark

Cheap-shit clothes shop in Britain. I bought two shirts, some socks, and some boxers all for £20. The people in there all seemed to be named after places like Savannah and Michigan.

I went to Primark today and didn't have lots of fun.

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<><

Originally, it was vertical, like:

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It was a symbol drawn in the sand/dirt in non-Christian times by those illegal Christians as a way to identify each other's religion without being fed to the lions. The two vertical arcs indicate a woman's anus and vagina as a referance to fertility, fertility of the faith, the fertile faith, or something like that. That is how early Christians told each other they were, one would start the arc, the other would finish the other side if they were too. This shape was chosen because it was simple and to a passing Roman/other enemy law official would be nothing particularly special.

Quite how it was bastardised into the horizontal <>< fish is beyond me, but, hey, it's a 2000 year old religion, impossible to stay uncorrupted that long.

\/ Makes more sense to me than this <>< bloody fish idea.
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What the fuck is so special about fish in Christianity anyway?

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peace

The day when all religion is forgotten. Then there will be peace.

Peace can be attained... just not in our lifetimes.

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hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

The fear of the number 666.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia affects all hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs.

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