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A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.
Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."
Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."
I drank some of my roommate's milk, and later he went all passive aggro and wrote his name on all his food with black marker.
Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."
"Hipster alert!"
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Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.
My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.
A fake English accent. Short for pretend English, or pretentious English.
Guy: "Blimey! That bloke's a bloody wanker! Bullocks!"
Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."
acronym for People I'd Like to Kill
all these assholes are going on my PILK list
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