Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

Casuals

Just another word for hookers. Especially when you are very comfortable with them.

Jim- "Where'd you go after the bar last night, you just disappeared"

Brenda- "Yeah I was pretty hammered, slipped out to grab a couple casuals"

Jim- "Hey Brenda, what are you up to? Wanna grab lunch?"
Brenda- "Nah I had a big breakfast, probably just gonna slip in a few casuals before work"

Glizzy Golf

A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.

The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)

"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."

659

The threesome version of a 69. Your position has a lot riding on it, so choose early. The back of the 5 is probably an ear or arm pit? But be creative, make your own hole if needed.

This date is boring af, let's call up Julie and get that 659 going. I call 5!

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