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A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.
"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"
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A 10 free day trip to Israel for Young Adults. Called Taglit Birthright Israel, young adults ride camels, go on a night out in Tel Aviv, visit Jerusalem, go rafting, and take pictures at the dead sea with mud on your face. It's a great experience!
My birthright trip to Israel was amazing!
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A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.
Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask
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A stereotypical soccer mom residing in Orange County, California that drives a huge SUV, and has children with pretentious hipster names like Keaton, Colton, and Tiffany. She drives her children in an expensive gas-wasting SUV, and Their SUV's have stickers like "War Is Not the Answer" or "United We Stand", although they consistently vote republican. She does not have a job and spends most of the day at the beauty salon or buying useless shit at the shopping mall with his husband's money, who is usually never home.
That Mercedes Benz SUV, who cut me off and ran a red light while drinking a Starbucks Latte, is a Orange County Mom.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
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A dish on the secret menu at Vallarta Express, a taco shop chain in in San Diego, California, which is basically carne asada fries (guac, sour cream, carne asada, cheese, and french fries) , but with the adition of a fried egg, bacon, and additional cheese/
Before hitting up Balboa Park and Coronado Island, let's start our day with some Christian Fries at Vallarta Express. It will fuel us with enough calories to not have to eat the entire day!
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A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.
Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!
Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now
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the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.
Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
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