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The feeling after Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years where you feel obese after eating a ton from the parties and the festive food you consume. Don't worry, probably 300+ million people in america feel like stuffed birds.
Man I should have not quit my job. I would of been able to afford the gym, but i end up feeling like a stuffed bird. No egg nog for me, its time to eat apples!
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the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.
Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
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A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.
"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"
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A Math tutoring website that helps kids understand math. They have youtube videos, and it helps many who dont understand what their math teacher is saying.
Or: A Comeback proving that learning math in school is a waste of time.
My math teacher spends about 5 hours talking about how triangles are congruent, and i ACTUALLY learn more in 5 MINUTES by yourteacher.com
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A community college in Oceanside, California with a satellite campus in Cardiff (San Elijo Campus) , located 35 miles north of San Diego. Although the campus is extremely nice and the professors for the most part are great (but extremely difficult), it is extremely boring, and most of the people are friends because of the high school they went at. Unless you like being alone or have your shit together to transfer to a better school like UCLA, prepare to be extremely bored.
Student 1: I am so glad I transferred out of Mira Costa College to UC Berkeley, because it was soooo boring there.
Student 2: I spent more time looking for parking at the Oceanside Campus than in my classes, hence why I decided to take all my classes at the San Elijo Campus
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A 10 free day trip to Israel for Young Adults. Called Taglit Birthright Israel, young adults ride camels, go on a night out in Tel Aviv, visit Jerusalem, go rafting, and take pictures at the dead sea with mud on your face. It's a great experience!
My birthright trip to Israel was amazing!
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A metaphor for describing a YouTube video that has a low camera quality
Why is the screen so blurry? Did you record this video on a Potato?
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