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The feeling after Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years where you feel obese after eating a ton from the parties and the festive food you consume. Don't worry, probably 300+ million people in america feel like stuffed birds.
Man I should have not quit my job. I would of been able to afford the gym, but i end up feeling like a stuffed bird. No egg nog for me, its time to eat apples!
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A Math tutoring website that helps kids understand math. They have youtube videos, and it helps many who dont understand what their math teacher is saying.
Or: A Comeback proving that learning math in school is a waste of time.
My math teacher spends about 5 hours talking about how triangles are congruent, and i ACTUALLY learn more in 5 MINUTES by yourteacher.com
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A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.
Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.
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My BMW 3 series is having transmission problems and I have to shell out another $5,000 to have it fixed by the dealer. I should have bought a Toyota Corolla.
A growing middle-class bedroom community in the southern part of Riverside County, California. Most people living here commute to San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles, and often spend 2-3 hours each way on the freeway because cost of living here is lower.
I couldn't afford a house in San Diego, which is where I work. I bought a large house in Temecula, but often spend most of my life on the Interstate 15 between work and home.
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An act done by people that:
a) Get their definitions at the top
b) Disagree with the definition (best reason)
c) Have low self esteem and want others to feel pity for them.
Partyrockstar222 has a bad reputation on Urban Dictionary due to the amount of downvotes he has on his definitions.
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The biggest reason why college students have a remarkably low GPA
Frank has a 2.01 GPA and is in danger of academic probation because he spends too much on Netflix
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