Airbnb

A company that allows people to list, find, and rent lodging all across the globe. Provides better accommodations for less money than a Hotel Room would allow, even renting an entire house.

When I visited California last summer with my fiance from New Jersey, I rented my accommodation on Airbnb, which was a beachside mansion in Newport Beach for only $100 a night.

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Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

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In-N-Out Burger

A burger chain that has a very limited menu (double double, hamburger, cheeseburger, fries, milkshakes, sodas) with a secret menu (animal style: extra spread, mustard grilled patties). It's very good, but Californians praise it to death, therefore its also very overrated.

Do you want to eat at In-N-Out Burger for lunch?
No thank you, I'd rather eat somewhere else that has bigger patties
Are you on crack?

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Welfare

A type of lifestyle one in the United States subscribes to where the government distributes the taxes from hardworking Americans so low lifes can buy flat screen TVs, fancy cars, drugs, beer, filet mignon, and wear tattoos.

"Woah, that dude has a fully loaded Lincoln Navigator and a Rolex watch. What does he do for a living?"

"Oh, he's on welfare"

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Potato

A metaphor for describing a YouTube video that has a low camera quality

Why is the screen so blurry? Did you record this video on a Potato?

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Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

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Encinitas

A beach-side city located in North San Diego, California. Unlike neighboring Carlsbad and Oceanside, Encinitas is more liberal and laid-back, and is a haven for hipsters and college-educated people. Has some really delicious taco shops and surf shops that line the 101 coast highway. El Camino Real to the east is full of strip malls with K-marts and fast food restaurants. Residents here often go to the beach or visit the cultural events occurring on the weekends.

Let's go to Encinitas to surf some waves at Moonlight Beach and eat a California Burrito at Juanitas afterwards

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