Art History

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

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Downvotes

An act done by people that:
a) Get their definitions at the top

b) Disagree with the definition (best reason)
c) Have low self esteem and want others to feel pity for them.

Partyrockstar222 has a bad reputation on Urban Dictionary due to the amount of downvotes he has on his definitions.

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Netflix

The biggest reason why college students have a remarkably low GPA

Frank has a 2.01 GPA and is in danger of academic probation because he spends too much on Netflix

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Freeloader

What people do to abuse samples of frozen yogurt. They just come in and take free samples and not buy any yogurt.

Frozen yogurt samples are for CUSTOMERS ONLY. No Freeloaders!

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Work

what you're avoiding right now

I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.

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Entitled Syndrome

A chronic condition affecting US Private High School Students, who attend private schools that cost $30,000 upwards that think they are entitled to success and a direct path to attending an Ivy League School. This causes students to unleash tremendous stress and worry to impress their parents and to not be made fun of by their classmates.

- Ted had a classic case of Entitled Syndrome in High School; He was set on attending Princeton University from his private high school in Vermont, and was very dissapointed when he got rejected. Rumor has it that he didn't really want to attend Princeton, he wanted to impress his classmates because he couldn't think for himself.

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Sprite

the soft drink you ALWAYS put in the water cup you got for free

Water is too bland, so I will put Sprite in this water cup when the workers aren't looking at me.

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