Clout Chaser

One of those girls you used to work with who thinks she’s an influencer and gym rat. Has her own fitness page and pretends to be famous when really her entire page just gives you second hand embarrassment. Especially cause her “gains” look the same each month.

Girl 1: did you see Kait’s last post on her fitness page?

Girl 2: yeah, her flat a** was out again

Girl 1: does she even workout at the gym?

Girl 2: nah she’s just a Clout Chaser

Carlos

A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.

Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”

Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”

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