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The direct translation into french of the word cocktail
(cock= pénis, tail= queue)
Refering to something tasteful or a good thing
Person A: Omg I just had the most penisqueue thing happen to me!
Person B: That's great I'm so glad for you!
Being exclusively attracted to your friends without being gay
Person A: Omg Brian is so hot
Person B: Yeah I guess
Person A: I'd fuck him
Person B: Woah since when are you gay?
Person A: Nah bro I'm Homiesexual
To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid
person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.
person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.
Someone who is cringe to the point of hurting their loved ones
Nexcore person: *punchs friend*
Friend: ow wtf dude
Nexcore person: Sorry, but you were not paying attention to me
Friend: Bitch that was so nexcore
That moment when you don't see reality as a whole, but as different layers of being.
Person A: Hey dude you ok?
Person B: Yeah sorry just got a bad case of side-view effect