marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

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yoke

In ireland , yoke is a term used for a car.

Get in the feckin yoke, we're hittin the road!

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Raisin

a raving asian

dam lookit those raisins up there wit their glowsticks

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350Z

A fast Nissan sports car in the legendary Z family. Considered the bigger brother of the Skyline. Powered by the 287 HP VQ35DE engine. Available in a roadster model as well. There has also been a rumor about a twin turbo 350Z as well.

The 350Z replaced all the Skylines in the JGTC

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cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

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glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

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glaronge

to put out a flame and or smuther a flame

1) Chris don't glorange the flame
2) CHRIS YOU STUPID WHORE YOU GLORANGED THE FLAME ASSWHOLE