IHA

Immaculate Heart Academy

A very white all girls upper/upper middle class school in Northern New Jersey. The only private school that demands you chose them as first choice in order for them to even review your app. The girls are serious and competitive... EXTREMELY competitive to the point that they win first place in everything.... even bowling and z100 contests. It's where perfectionists from as north as Up State New York and South as Union County will come to get what is probably one of the best educations provided in the tri-state. These are the spoiled but independent girls who will still run to the bathroom and hike up their skirt/kilt, take down their hair and put on some glittery eye shadow when any sense of a man walks in.

It's a school that could raise the first female president as well as the next greatest porn star. Erin C Conation (U.S. Under Secretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness) & Mary Jane Clark (Author & CBS Journalist) graduated from here but so did Katrina Bowden (30 Rock) - Close enough.

IHA Girl 1: OMG I have a brand new BMW
IHA Girl 2: Well I have a newer one that's a convertible
IHA Girl 3: I have a custom made one thats convertible and I haven't even gotten my permit yet.
IHA Girl 4: Well I bought mine myself with the apple stock I purchased at 7 years old.

:::Bergen Prep boy walks in:::

All girls giggle and twirl hair.

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