sexcapades

any act of a sexual nature

anything you do with someone that's "more than friends"

Ah! Stop! I don't want to hear about yours and Jimmy's sexcapades!

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School

(n.) 1. a legal institution that is supposedly for the benefit of humans below the age of 18 so that the government may have a chance to torture, brainwash and break the young minds to their will at a supple age in order for the government officials to have supposedly docile citizens that they may control in order to take over the world, and the lives of all young 'students.' 2. Also referred to commonly as a prison for anyone in ages between 4 to 18.

School? School! AHH!!! Don't say that word! I wish it were a snow day. +sigh+

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Surprise Juice

surprise juice is accidental spurt

i played with my thing and it made surprise juice

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spooncicle

1.A special spoon you steal while breaking into your friend's house.
2. A spoon that you use while eating fat free chocolate jello pudding

Wow we just broke into Zach's house and stole a spooncicle

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Nippular

An easier and more fun way to describe the area around the nipple. Besides, who can ever say areola right?

Sometimes she had to pluck a stray hair from the nippular area and this really annoyed her.

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Nev

A pansy loser who plays with his wanksock all day

yo nev... make the teas

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American Eagle

a clothing store for teenagers with a generally "preppy" style. it doesnt say anything about your personality if you shop there. and you should not be labeled a bitch just because you like an ae shirt. half the people leaving ae definitions have most likely never worn ae let alone gone into one of their stores. my god!

Just because i wear American eagle, it doesnt mean i'm a bitch

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