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fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by patrick bateman June 16, 2003

9πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by patrick bateman October 3, 2010

52πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by patrick bateman November 11, 2013

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by patrick bateman October 14, 2011

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by patrick bateman March 25, 2003

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by patrick bateman June 17, 2003

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by patrick bateman March 25, 2003

58πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž